About the Book
With the Devil gone to Heaven on vacation, Hell's tourist industry is taking a beating. Can an eight-year-old eyeball-eating girl and her three teenage acolytes save Hell's one and only boiler? When newly-dead John lands a marketing gig in the underworld, he discovers Hell has become a kitschy theme park with declining visitor numbers. Now he must help launch an ice cream franchise that might just freeze Hell over.
In Frank Ruscitti's darkly hilarious debut, Hell operates like any dysfunctional corporation—complete with stressed middle management, tourism KPIs, and a CEO who desperately needs a vacation. As Heaven and Hell compete for afterlife market share, John navigates ankle-biting alligators, musical guillotines, and the worst kid in Hell to discover that even damnation has a customer service department.
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